There was a lady ghost, from the past. Who liked to scare people, just for a blast. She lived in a cottage by the sea and liked to frighten people, like you and me. The lady ghost went by the initials LJG. One day feeling brave, I decided to seek her out Talk to her, see if she would reveal What kept her at the cottage every day, why she would always scream and shout See if I could encourage her to stop, see how she would feel if I decided to turn the wheel I had a plan in mind, you see To wait behind the bush in the garden, for the ghost to appear Whilst waiting, I may crack open a beer Then without warning I would run out, start waving my arms and scream and shout Wailing loudly, I would say, “hello LJG and how are you today?” The lady would stop and take a breath, then reply “I’m peachy my friend why do you ask?” “I’m here having my usual blast, what are you doing imitating me? I’m the ghost LJG, there is only one and that’s not you, it’s me!” To my surprise the Lady ghost did not appear, I waited all day and all night I was getting very worried that she may have found somewhere else to cast her fright I went back again the next day, and waited my time once more I spent several hours feeling bored and decided to step out from the bush to explore First, I decided I would run around the back, see if the ghost had left any tracks I tiptoed sneakily, keeping in shade, so I would not cast a shadow on my parade Nothing to show, nothing to see, I would change my tack Go Indoors, sneak, creep, climb up the stairs, to see if other plans could be made Upstairs I found a handkerchief, it had frayed at the edges and tear stains of love soaked into it I put it in my pocket and started to walk away When a very small voice asked “why are you taking away, my heart and soul of yesterday? I halted, I did not expect the lady ghost to show herself I was ready to give up, retire, fade away, put my dreams back on the shelf At last I thought, here was my chance, would she recognise I was once her forbidden romance "Lovely Joy Golden it is me, look deeply into my eyes, tell me who you see?" The lady ghost could not believe what she saw before her Her first and only love, denied by her father The one she cried for day and night, her pain causing passers-by such a terrible fright " Pierre my love come set me free, we'll be together now for all eternity " "No more crying for you my love, I can now be your Prince Charming and you my sweet love"