I ate a whole grub with brown sugar it's delicious so you try it too I munched on a trick candy booger I gobbled a chocolate dog doo
I scarfed down a cat litter cake I ingested a whole graveyard dip I devoured a capybara steak while using a toenail corn chip
Most people say I'm a weird guy I bet you would all think the same but if I didn't eat these things I would die And I would only have myself to blame
I swallowed spider-leg stew I dined on puking pumpkin pancakes I nibbled on funky feta fondue I drank 3 shrimpy shreaking milkshakes.
I pecked at a large possum pie I engulfed a zombie head cheese I love this stuff and I don't know why So give me some more if you please!
I guess I really am a weird guy I'm glad I'm not like all the masses I like to give weird foods a try Then knock people out with my gasses.