To my accounts, avail thyself no more!
For my fortunes slide with sinking int’rest,
Good credit falters with mendacious score,
And hedged funds ‘come an accurséd invest’.
Weak deposits made; creeping debts, unpaid,
Fees amounting, penalties accruing,
My savings plundered, risked in bullish trade,
Per thine bollocked bets, comes my undoing!
Unsolved, the depths of thine embezzlement
Absolved, my report from thy sland’rous lies,
Resolved, the tittles of my settlement,
Dissolved, these fruitless, barren…business ties.
Truth affirmed—addition through subtraction,
Divest now from this horrid transaction.
G. E. Hernandez