Even gurus need to fart.
They are not apart in any solid way.
They might even want to bust a move,
Perhaps go out and play.
They can recommend a path
To a place you might dream to go
But in the end, as women and men,
They cannot make you whole.
You are the sculptor, You
Must sculpt a pedestaled version of yourself
Using shortcuts they provide.
Then you may pass your own sweet gas
And do so with soulful pride.